彭大海的阿木 "蔡小玲in the house"

朋友轉寄給我的，笑死我了！

>  Subject: FW: Annie Wan ( anyone )
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>Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? （anyone）
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>Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
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>Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
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>Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
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>Caller: I'm Sam Wan（someone）. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's
>urgent.
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>Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
>this urgent matter about?
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>Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan（no
>one）was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is
>being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
>hospital.
>
>Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
>then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but
I
>don't have time for this!
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>Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
>
>Operator: I'm Saw Lee. （sorry）
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